One time I was in the SUBWAY in CHICAGO and there was a guy there who asked what I wanted and I said the #4! So he started to move some things around and place some things together and then he asked me if I wanted pickles and I said YES! Just then a the conductor walked in and looked at me and said "you going North?? You want the #47!" I said "Ima westside, baby!" The conductor shugged and said to the man "I'll have a #3!" "What kinda bread?" said the man. Just then a unrecognizable voice distorted through some loudspeakers. "NOSMOKKINGRZDIAZZOPLAZZZIIG bzt ARENOTFFFALOOWEDONZZETRAIFFFN DIVIZZZZZION DIVIZZZZZZIONN IS NEFFFT" I took a deep breath and pressed the sammy into my headhole. Oh Mamma Im a comin home...

- Davey Force