Purchases I have considered while suffering from insomnia:

1. three step acne care system

2. $500 vacuum cleaner

3. a telephone encounter with "Lance"

4. a telephone encounter with "Candy"

5. a prayer encounter from Good Baptist Fellowship

6. instructional Pilates DVDs

7. a jalapeño/cheddar burger from a fast food restaurant

8. an Italian greyhound

9. a sponsorship of a needy child in an undetermined global south nation

10. a three year old automobile with a 10-cd changer and bass speakers in the trunk

 

- Salem Collo-Julin