My Four Favorite "Walks Into A Bar" Jokes


  1. A naked man walks into a bar with a duck sitting on top of his head.

    Bartender says, "What the hell happened to you?"

    The duck looks down and says, "Don't even get me started."

  2. A grasshopper walks into a bar.

    Bartender looks up, says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!"

    Grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Bob?"

  3. A guy walks into a bar.

    He says, "Ouch."

  4. A rabbi, a priest, the president, and a duck walk into a bar.

    The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"


    Salem Collo-Julin