Original jokes by Mike and Bonnie:

1) Q: Why was the seafood restaurant such a bad experience? A: Because everyone got crabby and shellfish

2) Q: What did the head sushi chef say to the other sushi chef on a busy night at the sushi restaurant? A: You better get your fish eggs in a "roe"

3) Q: How many autodidacts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I don't know figure it out yourself.

4) Riddle: If you have no eggs in your fridge, how many eggs are in your fridge? Answer: 1 goose egg ( 0 )