QUESTION SET ONE - TRUE CRIME SURVEY
1. What was the first crime you heard about?
The first crime I remember hearing about was when I was in kindergarten or maybe first grade. The school nurse had been murdered and her body chopped up in pieces and left at highway intersections where other kids would wait for the bus. After this, my mom became the school nurse, and some of the popular kids loved her; and then I became more popular for a while.

2. What was the first crime you witnessed?
I don't remember.

3. What was the first crime you committed?
I remember stealing a tiny plastic wristwatch from Ben Franklin in first grade. It was when my grandma-of-the-bayou was visiting, and my mom caught me and was sooo pissed. I don't think my grandma would have noticed if my mom hadn't made such a big deal out of it, but I was totally shamed by my mom in front of the Ben Franklin cashier anyway.

 

QUESTION SET TWO - WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE, WHY, HOW?
Who: My friend Theresa What: found a bus/ bart pass When: and gave it to me the day I found out my bike's fork had been bent in shipping too badly to ride Where: in the city by the bay from that Journey song Why: because she's a super friend How: well, she just handed it to me.

 

QUESTION SET THREE
Tell us about the most fucked up job you ever had.
Oh, aren't they all?!?!

Tell us about a time you were a boss.I am a boss! I love it, too. I have learned through hard experience what I don't like my bosses to do, and I try to avoid doing those things. My bookbinding teacher used to tell us he was our benevolent dictator, and that's what I try to be also... in some ways. But in other ways, my employees really save my ass.

Tell us about your paycheck.
I just noticed it has my friend's address on it as if it were my own. But I'm just crashing with her for now.

 

- Juliayn Coleman