I was in a bar in New York City and I was bored. The guy I was sitting next to and I decided to tell the next person we ran into lies about where we worked. He said he was a dj in a bar in Chicago and that I worked there too. I said I was a bouncer. The drunk girl we told this too swallowed the entire story. We were very elaborate. I said I had a headset walkie talkie - it was a huge night club and that I had to kick someone out almost every night. I'm not a very large person so I thought for sure she would object to that one but she just asked if I knew martial arts. I said yeah lots of them. It got boring to lie to someone so gullible so we quit.


- Melinda Fries