My best lie is from when I used to cheat on my girlfriend, with a girl that thought I was single and that we were dating. Then I met someone else or hooked up with a stripper or something and its kind of like a slippery slope, before you know it you have 8 messages on your machine. All from women who believe you are a single guy that they have some potential with or who at least think you are lonely. Then they tell their friends about you, if you calculated the amount of people that become part of this lie it has to be hundreds. To lie to that many people all at once normally you would have to run for office.


- Ben Berkowitz